May 28, 2008 - SERIOUSLY.... ?    No Comments

Out of Control

So I’m from a small town in the MidWest. I used to sing ‘I’m dreaming of a White Christmas’. Then I moved to LA and learned a White Christmas isn’t necessarily everyone’s dream…and if it is, we’re definitely not talking about Christmas snow!

But that’s ok…I appreciate being a minority. You walk around Los Angeles being hated just because that’s the way. You try to find your niche neighborhood so you can be around people you identify with who listen to the same music you listen to and wear the same clothes you do…

Once I was in a study group at school and the guys in my group were from South Central. So I had to go to South Central. Did you know they have ice cream trucks down there that sell EVERYTHING!! I tell you, the reason they don’t want Wal-mart is because these trucks are rolling neighborhood Wal-marts…they’ve got the ice cream and the soda and the chips but hey, if you need stockings or underwear THEY’VE GOT THAT, TOO!! And don’t stop there…get daddy a beer…and I’m pretty sure that the man at the back was selling some stuff that you probably aren’t really supposed to be selling…at least not from an ice cream truck…

And while we’re on the subject of candy…let’s switch to eye-candy. Does 7-11 really think that those flimsy white pieces of plastic they stick up in front of the FHM and the MAXIM that are right next to the candy-bars at 7&8 year old eye level are keeping them out of trouble? Can someone explain to me why it is the duty of women during war to ‘support the troops’ by wearing next to nothing? How does that ‘support the troops’? And while we’re on the subject of clothing removal in support of things…

MY GRANDMA DID NOT BURN HER BRA SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WEAR UNDERWEAR!! That was not the point of the bra-burning protest. For Pete’s sake ladies…support the homefront…buy underwear…

Women are out of control…no one even knows what control-top means anymore AND NOW’S WHEN WE NEED IT MORE THAN EVER…!! Women…God gave ya boobs so ya didn’t have to be one!

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